i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
Lestrade made me punch Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day…
Sounds about right yeah…
I burnt the heart out of kitten!John because Anderson is a douche and it made me laugh. oO
- Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because I love him and it was slightly awkward. (u can bet on it XD)
I kissed John Watson because I was unhappy and I ran away.
(via siriusasnose)
